I just want a coffee and I can’t open the fucking jar.

Stupid Moccona and their stupid jar designs.

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i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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And now for the finished product. Sausage gnocchi with a warm bean and kale with bacon and maple syrup salad. #dinner #pasta #bacon #foodgetinmybelly #foodagram

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Matt showing his amazing bean and kale (with bacon and maple syrup) flipping skills

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Dinner in the making #pasta

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Epic burger and beer for dinner after a long night at work

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apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

man you can’t go toe to toe with matilda on books

all little home girl did was read

EL James is not ready for this work

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I am live tweeting the Commonwealth Games because the coverage on Channel 10 is leaving a lot to be desired.

If I wanted to watch people talk sport, instead of actually playing sport then I’d watch the Sunday Wide World of Sports program.

Seriously, lift your game Channel 10.

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Tee Vee snacks are good.

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